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It wasn’t ‘my’ deer in the first place

Posted on November 27, 2012 by John Holyoke

Eventually, I lost “my” deer to someone else. In a nutshell, that seems an apt way to sum up my deer season of 2012. At the very least, it allows me the ammunition I’ll use to rib my hunting buddy … Continue reading →

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Posted in Humor, Hunting, Outdoor Recreation | Tagged Maine deer hunting, Maine moose hunting

Black Friday event set for Cabela’s

Posted on November 19, 2012 by John Holyoke

When Black Friday dawns and thousands of frenzied shoppers flock to stores, searching for the biggest, best bargains, I will not be among them. I will be at work. Or in the woods. Or working (otherwise known as “hunting”) in … Continue reading →

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Posted in Fishing, Humor, Hunting, Outdoor Recreation | Tagged Cabela's Black Friday

Things you find in the woods never cease to amaze

Posted on November 5, 2012 by John Holyoke

During hunting season a year ago, I carried a camera for the first time, and snapped photos as I wandered the woods looking for deer. Never did find the deer. But I did end up taking some photos that people … Continue reading →

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Posted in Humor, Hunting, Outdoor Recreation | Tagged mosquito sculpture in the Maine woods

BDN wants to share your ice fishing memories

Posted on October 15, 2012 by John Holyoke

First, an apology: I’m sorry to be skipping the best part of autumn and prompting readers to start thinking (gulp) about ice-covered lakes and frozen fingers and toes. But today, we’re talking about ice fishing. I know, I know: It … Continue reading →

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Posted in Fishing, Humor, Outdoor Recreation | Tagged ice fishing, outdoor essay, outdoor writing

Musings from a moose-tagging station

Posted on September 25, 2012 by John Holyoke

Thoughts from a tagging station … A trip to Ashland on opening day is all it takes to remind one that Maine’s moose-hunting tradition is still thriving. Blaze orange caps abound in the dirt parking lot of Gateway Variety, the … Continue reading →

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Posted in Humor, Hunting, Outdoor Recreation | Tagged Maine moose hunt, tagging station

The adventures of a mini explorer

Posted on September 10, 2012 by John Holyoke

First, a note from your regular blogger: This space has been hijacked by my boss, Aimee Thibodeau. Oops. What I meant to say was, “I volunteered to host her cool turtle tale here, seeing as how she doesn’t have a … Continue reading →

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Loose moose not part of hunting plan

Posted on September 6, 2012 by John Holyoke

Several weeks ago, I asked you to share your moose-hunting horror stories. As I’ve often heard (and as so many of my relatives and friends have related), once you find yourself a moose, and shoot that moose, it’s entirely possible … Continue reading →

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Posted in Humor, Hunting, Outdoor Recreation | Tagged Maine moose hunt, moose hunt gone bad

What are the loons doing? We’ve got answers

Posted on August 16, 2012 by John Holyoke

A few years back, a BDN colleague who shall remain nameless (for the next few sentences) told me a story that sounded a bit unbelievable. Loons were herding up … or flocking up … or forming up for battle (or … Continue reading →

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Posted in Humor, Outdoor Recreation | Tagged loon groups, Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife, Maine loons

Pitch in: Count a turkey

Posted on August 13, 2012 by John Holyoke

Is your summer getting stale? Have you spent too much time in the lake? Have you climbed too many mountains? I haven’t, either. Still, I’m sure that some folks are looking for a new project to embark upon as we … Continue reading →

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Posted in Humor, Hunting, Outdoor Recreation | Tagged Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife, turkey survey

Have a moose hunt horror story? Share it here!

Posted on August 9, 2012 by John Holyoke

At its best, a moose-hunting trip can be the adventure of a lifetime. Friends and family gather to take advantage of a long-awaited permit, they put their advance scouting to use, and emerge from the woods after a successful hunt … Continue reading →

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Posted in Humor, Hunting, Outdoor Recreation | Tagged Maine moose hut, moose hunting, moose hunting horror stories

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John Holyoke has been enjoying himself in Maine's great outdoors since he was a kid. Today, he's the Outdoors editor for the BDN, a job that allows him to meet up with Maine outdoors enthusiasts in their natural habitat. The stories he gathers provide fodder for his columns, and this blog.

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